Last night, Bendy and I got a hotel room. Oh yes, folks, we’re moving into the big time now. LOL Upon arriving, he pulled out his guitar and sang me the new comedy song he wrote to “try out his material” on someone. I was rolling, because I was laughing so hard. Oh dear cheeze itz, this man is funny as shit. Once he was done with that, we moved on to talking about our fetishes and kinks. Ya know, with our clothes on, because it would have been far too distracting clothes off and we both needed to focus on what the other was saying. Let’s just say we’re well suited and move on with the evening. I jumped his ass. Fully clothed. I pushed this man back and mounted him. Then I pushed his hands over his head and told him to leave them there. He knew the safewords, we were going to have some fun. He he he “Yes, ma’am” he groaned I then proceeded to dry hump this man like nobody’s business. He was moaning, I was grinning, and he kept his hands right where I told him to, like a good boy. ...
I’ve gone through three tragedies plus my firing in four months, but you see, folks, I’m so used to tragedy now that moving forward is the only way for me, as sad as that is to write. Grief still comes in waves, but life must go on. My adventures aren’t over, my friends. I refuse to live out the rest of my life in the shadows again when I’ve spent so many years dancing in the rain now. Last night, Bendy and I had a date, our third. Yes, I’m calling him that for a reason, no you don’t get to know. π He picked me up promptly, at 515pm, opened the car door for me, and off we went to the venue where he and his comedy group were performing for a Comedy Festival. We talked in the car, regular stuff, I’m not giving out all the details here people. I’m not a pornographer, not anymore at least. Into the venue we went, where I got to spend time in the green room and meet his comedy group. They were all incredibly funny, and I tried to keep up with my own sense of wit. I laughed so much wa...
Oh Deb, that had to hurt..Heal soon..
ReplyDeleteIt truly hurt my pride more than me. I'm okay but thank you for your concern Joy
DeleteWhen you get asked, either "You should see what I did to her." or "Yeah, turns out the sex swing wasn't properly anchored."
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DeleteStaci said I should tell people I got into a fight over a cucumber π
Also a good one.
DeleteLMAO!!!!!
DeleteOuch! I hope it feels less bad than it looks. π¬
ReplyDeleteIt doesn’t even hurt anymore. Just a scab
DeleteSo, who won, you or the cucumber? π
ReplyDeleteMe! You don’t see a cucumber limping around, do ya?
DeleteThats cuz it’s in ma belly!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! You guys are hilarious..
DeleteI think that photo needs a much wider audience!
ReplyDeleteI hope your nose goes back to normal very soon.
I’m sure this would be far more fun for you. π
DeleteThanks spunky