No, I Can’t Be Rudolph!

I’m not putting this up on Aff


This is just for you all


I can’t be Rudolph or a Clown, look at it now 😂



It’s more maroon than red! 😂😂😂

Comments

  1. JoyMay 25, 2024 at 9:00 AM

    Oh Deb, that had to hurt..Heal soon..

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    1. Debbi (Enigma)May 25, 2024 at 9:13 AM

      It truly hurt my pride more than me. I'm okay but thank you for your concern Joy

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  2. Saul (OddsAgainst)May 25, 2024 at 3:04 PM

    When you get asked, either "You should see what I did to her." or "Yeah, turns out the sex swing wasn't properly anchored."

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  3. smartyMay 25, 2024 at 3:08 PM

    Ouch! I hope it feels less bad than it looks. 😬

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  4. JNMay 26, 2024 at 12:24 AM

    So, who won, you or the cucumber? 😂

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    1. Debbi (Enigma)May 26, 2024 at 7:27 AM

      Me! You don’t see a cucumber limping around, do ya?

      Thats cuz it’s in ma belly!

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    2. JoyMay 27, 2024 at 3:45 AM

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!! You guys are hilarious..

      Delete
  5. Bow and Arrow ManMay 26, 2024 at 6:08 AM

    I think that photo needs a much wider audience!
    I hope your nose goes back to normal very soon.

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    1. Debbi (Enigma)May 26, 2024 at 7:29 AM

      I’m sure this would be far more fun for you. 😂

      Thanks spunky

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