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HNW S

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 Hello Sexy People!  I did a boo boo and had a whole orange and black theme planned.  I pivoted… Whatcha think of my strap on? Happy HNW!

I Don't Need Them

  Last night, Bendy and I got a hotel room. Oh yes, folks, we’re moving into the big time now. LOL Upon arriving, he pulled out his guitar and sang me the new comedy song he wrote to “try out his material” on someone. I was rolling, because I was laughing so hard. Oh dear cheeze itz, this man is funny as shit. Once he was done with that, we moved on to talking about our fetishes and kinks. Ya know, with our clothes on, because it would have been far too distracting clothes off and we both needed to focus on what the other was saying. Let’s just say we’re well suited and move on with the evening. I jumped his ass. Fully clothed. I pushed this man back and mounted him. Then I pushed his hands over his head and told him to leave them there. He knew the safewords, we were going to have some fun. He he he “Yes, ma’am” he groaned I then proceeded to dry hump this man like nobody’s business. He was moaning, I was grinning, and he kept his hands right where I told him to, like a good boy. ...

Friday Farm Day

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Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Folks! You know what time of the week it is! It's time to saunter through our gardens and have a look at what nature with a little help from me has brought forth. As a reminder, I grow organically in Zone 9b year round. I started late in life and just began my fourth year gardening. I learned almost everything I know from Youtube, blog posts, and some gardening friends I've made along the way. Starting in the front yard, the lilies have bloomed! This is a swamp lily, scientific name Crinum Bulbispermum from the Amaryllidacaeae family from South Africa. We have these all over our front yard because they are super easy to maintain. In fact, I don't have to do anything and they reproduce new bulbs all the time. The roses bloomed and looked great, now the sun has bleached them to this interesting mauve color. The Pentas, another low maintenance plant, are also looking lovely. Harvest transition. I ate thes...

"Customer Service" of AFF

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To readers: Below please find the entirety of the email sent to Ali, the customer service manager of Adult Friend Finder regarding his decision to ban and not reinstate me. This letter was also sent by certified mail to Jonathan Buckheit, the current CEO of Friend Finder Networks, at his office in California. Adult Friend Finder is a subsidiary of Friend Finder Networks. Here is the note to his boss April 19, 2024 Dear Dr Buckheit, Below please find the email I sent to Ali, your head of customer services. Considering you are his boss, I feel you should know my complaints about his abilities in “customer assistance”. Don’t worry, I’m not mean or abusive, since I know that is something you’re concerned with. However, I am direct since I have unaltered digital evidence for most of my claims. FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALI R, HEAD OF CUSTOMER SERVICES Dear Ali, Now that the ones who wanted to return have, I can say what I want. I will be quoting the Adult Friend Finder Terms of Use (TOU)...

Friday Farm Day

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 I hope all are well rested and ready to see the sights of our gardens! As a reminder, I grow organically, mostly in containers, in Zone 9B. I taught myself through Youtube. I've been gardening since the Spring of 2021. We're starting in the front yard. First up on our tour, the Striped Barbados Lily. Isn't she glorious, folks? Next, we should probably check in on the bananas While we're here, we should stop to smell the Star Jasmine. Intoxicating, isn't it? Let's have a look at the Pentas, shall we? The mulberry is bursting with fruit! Enough that we've already gotten two bowls full, and still need to pick more. I'm thinking of doing Mulberry liqueur this year, anyone want some? Moving to the backyard, while we're on the theme of harvesting. I harvested a bunch of Radishes and tomatoes Then, I pickled some radish, carrots, and onions for a nice little condiment. The sna...

Friday Farm Day Belated

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  Hi all, we had a rainy Friday and Saturday here in Floriduh, so I’m slow getting this week’s post out. Upon leaving AFF, I’ve made the decision to stop numbering these. We all know we’re here to see the garden, it makes no difference how long this tradition has been going on. Without further ado… Starting in the front yard, the mulberry is loaded and I mean loaded with berries Next up, sadly the first volunteer sunflowers of the year are not doing well. I think the ducks had a go at them, and they look diseased. But, have no fear new volunteer sunflowers are already popping up to take their place. Like this one And these The pentas are looking lovely as ever Just look how gorgeous the white and red ones look against one another Moving to the backyard, the Blackberries are coming in As well as blooming The beefsteak tomato plant has set its first fruit of the season The baby pineapple survived its first transplant And my potatoes are showing themselves, like the one in this bin An...